Raquel the Goat's Greek Sandwiches

Pita, thin roast beef, feta, greek yogurt, tomato. Yummy goodness. Although, being from Detroit, we know that it should be seasoned lamb meat unnaturally formed somehow onto a verical spit and then sliced thin, But whatever, Alice is obviously doing it the California way, and who am I to question it? This is the "noontime specials" section of the book, so sandwiches for the next few days.

Episode Note: "Getting Greg's Goat" Greg the prankster is at it again. He and his Westdale High football teammates steal the crosstown rival team's mascot, Raquel the goat, right before the big game. Greg hides Raquel in his room in the attic and comedy ensues. Not only does she eat everything in sight including the seat of some groovy bell bottoms, but a misunderstanding leads Mike to think that a GIRL named Raquel spent the night with Greg in his room. This is what we like to call in TV speak "a very special episode". Greg fesses up to the crime, the goat is returned unharmed, and he is forced to write an essay on why mascot stealing is a baaaaaad idea.