You Can't Win Them All

No, you can't. Apparently, an all-American apple crumble is no match for Uncle Jack's Marvelous Vegan Cookies. I now know how the  Silver Platters felt when they lost the tv talent show to Penelope's Prancing Poodles. Only here, in leftist, tree hugging, Birkenstock wearing, please can we pay more taxes while we recycle, Huntington Woods would vegan cookies win a baking contest! Did I mention that our whole 4th of July theme was "Back to the 70s"? On that alone I should have won! The only thing that tastes worse than this injustice is tuna.

Episode Note: "You Can't Win Them All"  [There are two story lines in this episdoe, and I will be covering the other with a recipe in the future] Mike and Carol are trying to plan a dinner party with some neighbors. First, they plan a barbeque, but get a cancellation so they change the date. Then, on the next date Mike invites extra people from the office and the menu changes to mexican. After Carol and Alice go food shopping for mexican, another conflict with the date occurs, even more people are coming, and the menu is changed to a smorgasbord. Yet another conflict comes up with Cindy, to be discussed in the future post, and they whole party idea is scrapped. Not only can't you win them all, but you can't even win for trying.